Friday, January 8, 2010
More Pets!!
I have more pets at my house(except Taddy and the hermit crabs are gone)! Two more cats and a dog! First I'll introduce the cats. They are both black cats. The bigger and older one is Sam. He is very big but he is always purring!! He is one of the most affectionate cats ever. He also eats a lot!!! The other cat's name is Penelope. She is all black except for a little white spot under her chin. She is one of the skinniest cats ever!!! She eats tons of food but stays skinny. She is also a real troublemaker!!! She wrecks tons of stuff but she's so cute. Last but not least the dog!!!! Her name is Layla and she's annoying,cute,and crabby(sometimes). She takes on a lot of "jobs". Her most important job is the cop!!! She chases the cats and barks at them when they play with their toys. She even barks at them when they walk out of a room!!! She's extremely crazy!!!!!!!! She barks at anyone with hats or hoods too. She also barks when she hears knocking or banging! She's very goofy as you can see! Keep checking my blog for more posts,pictures,videos,and more. Talk to you next time!
Thursday, January 7, 2010
My Mom Has Two New Jobs!!
Hey everybody!!! I have more news for you guys.My mom just got two new jobs!! She got fired from her job as a fashion company sadly. One of her two new jobs is a waitress at a restaurant! She works somewhere named Puppetry,but it's pronounced pupeshree. I think the pronunciation is funny! Her boss is extremely nice there! Her name is B.B.,and she loves kids. She is the best boss my mom has ever had! Onto my mom's second job. Her other job is a hair stylist! The only bad thing about it is she is always telling me to fix my hair when I can't!!! It gets annoying sometimes. If you want to leave a comment for someone in my family just comment on the newest post with their name. Example:Victoria I hope you stick to your New Year's resolution!! Okay that's all for now. Talk to you guys next time!!
Victoria's New Year's Resolution?!
Hey guys! I have strange and interesting news for you guys. Victoria said she has a New Year's resolution!!! Victoria said she wants to be nicer to people. I'm actually pretty excited. Hopefully she sticks with her New Year's resolution! Emily coming will be a tough time for her because they never really liked each other. Victoria was always meaner to her than anyone. I wonder if her New Year's resolution will change that. Well that's all the news I'll tell you write now. I'll save the rest for the weekend. Talk to you next time!
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
My Crazy Ride!!!
Hey guys. I'm exhausted! I just took a ride in Maxx's remote control truck! It was the best car ride in my entire life. I went around my house 3 times!! I went over a lot of bumps and almost crashed into a wall! My mom said I wasn't allowed to ride in the truck but my dad said yes.....so I did. When I started riding I remembered something. I had forgotten my leather jacket! I can't ride in a truck without looking cool!!! So I got my leather jacket on and started riding. I heard screaming in back of me so I looked back. I saw my mom screaming at me and telling me to stop! I thought it was a little funny because she lost one of her shoes! I tried to stop the truck but I couldn't. Finally I told Maxx to stop the truck and he did. My mom said I couldn't watch t.v. for a week,but my dad said I could. My mom didn't bother arguing with me or my dad,so I went to write this post. And that's all for now. Talk to you next time!
Big News!!!!!
I have really big news for you guys! My personal chef named Burt is coming soon! No one knows when he's coming,not even him. I can't wait for him to come. He makes me an egg omelet every morning!! Everything he cooks is awesome! I also have more good news. Another one of my sisters is coming!!!! Her name is Emily. She is extremely nice. Way nicer than Victoria!! I'm younger than her and everyone in my family! But it's still exciting that she's coming. I'm not positive about when she's coming but it should be soon. It's going to be so exciting having both of them around(chef Burt and Emily)! Talk to you next time!
Betty Has a New Blog!
Hi again! I have very big news!! Betty has a new blog! It's called bettyscrazydays. She'll write about her adventures and even adventures with me!!!!! I wonder who's blog will turn out to be better. I also have another thing to tell you! I'm going to start making videos of my family and me! Betty will probably do that too. If you read my next post there will be something very interesting and cool!!! Talk to you next time!

Sorry and Happy New Year
Hey guys!!!! I haven't talked to you in so long!!!!!!! I've just been really busy with my family. I haven't had many adventures lately because it's been so cold out. It's the New Year now and I'm ready for new adventures. By the way about a month until my birthday!!! I'll probably have another party! again I'm really sorry about not posting. I'll talk to you next time!
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
I'm Sorry
Hey guys.I meant to put my Christmas Special on my blog yesterday but I was busy.Well..... Maxx was.He went out at 4:00 and got back at 11:00!!!!!!!!!Him,his mom,and his sister went out to do some last minute gift shopping.I almost went but when I heard how long they were gonna be out for I said NO WAY!when they got home I was asleep in Maxx's bed.And so was Victoria.I will be doing the Christmas Special later today.And guess what!!??Our personal chef is coming soon!I'll probably say this again but if you looked at my Christmas Special PLEASE POST A COMMENT.Because I wanna know how many people viewed it.Remember to watch it.And merry Christmas Eve.And since I'm not gonna be able to go on the computer on Christmas,MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Byebye.
Friday, December 19, 2008
CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's only 6 days until Christmas!I am wishing for earmuffs,new clothes,and maybe a small soccer ball or basketball.My family would probably want just clothes but I want at least 1 toy.And there's one more "thing" my whole family wants for Christmas.That "thing" is.........drum roll please!dun dun dun dun dun dun.Another one of are family members is the other"thing" we want for Christmas.I set up a poll to see who you want to come home.The choices are Brandon,Franchesca,and our very own personal chef!So far you guys voted for only chef!Whoever wins the poll will hopefully come by Christmas.So remember to vote for whoever you think should join us next.Byebye
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
I'm So Bummed Out!
On Friday I put a post up that was about a random party.I told you that I would put pictures of the party the next day but...............my mom made me go to bed at 7:00!!!!!!!!!It was the craziest thing that ever happened to me.And the worst part was that it was a Saturday!!I asked my mom why I had to go to bed so early and she said that I needed my rest for Sunday.I had nothing planned for Sunday.It turned out Maxx was going to make his bed!It was so fun putting the animals in a pyramid shape.It took about half an hour but we managed to finish in time for lunch.That's mostly what happened so I'll talk to you again either later this week or next week.Ans remember only 9 more days until Christmas.And I forgot to tell you that we figured out a date for The Herman Christmas Special.It is going to be 2 days before Christmas which is the 23rd.That mean only 7 more days until The Herman Christmas Special!Byebye
Saturday, December 13, 2008
It's Time to Party!
Hey guys guess what?Last night I had the biggest party ever!!!!!!!!The people that were there were Maxx,Me,VICTORIA,Mom,Grandma,Grandpa,Betty,and Dad was there but he went to get a coffee for a while.My Grandpa was at a stand where you had to pick a number from one to ten.Or you could choose a jack,queen,king,or ace.You could win prizes like bouncy balls,sea shells,or a notebook.I won a giant bouncy ball but then I lost it. But then Grandma got me another big bouncy ball!!!!!!Can you believe it?When I played miniature golf I was the bomb(not a real bomb it means I was really cool and stuff like that).I got a hole in one every time!Betty thought she could beat me but she couldn't.Every time I won I got to get a prize from my mom.Victoria won two times and got a lollipop and a purple silk dress.I got 2 lollipops.I won one of them and Grandma won the other.I don't have any pictures because there was no photographers(surprise)!But I will be having another party tonight and I'll definitely get pictures.So make sure to read my blog again tonight.And I have guests coming today at about 12:00.They're Maxx's friends and their names are Lindsey and Meaghan.Ok that's all I have to say but make sure to see the pictures of the party.Bye for now.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Getting ready for Christmas
Me and my family are getting ready for a great Christmas!We even got our own stockings.On Christmas special their will be many things like me dancing.I'll show you our Christmas tree and our decorations.Herman's Christmas Special is going to be great.We already have the tree and the decorations up!Also the video will be my first video EVER!So remember to tune in for Herman's Christmas Special.I also thought of making a show.And I could make a new episode every week.It's a possibility.So stick with Herman!
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
"Let's Get Down To Business"
Adding on to the fact you can get an autographed picture of me.After Christmas you can order a Herman business card and the best part is it's free!These cards have already been given out to people in Maxx's class.A Herman card comes with my office number my website and my autograph so if you want to have a great thing like this just leave your name and adress.Please remember to stick with Herman!
Forgot One Blog
Hi!It's Maxx again.i forgot to tell you one of my other friends and their blog!Her name is Carissa and her blog is crazy4chocolatecarissa.blogspot.com and I promise that almost all of the other posts will be about Herman.I only said that because I know you love to hear about Herman's wacky adventures.Also if i haven't told you Matt is now Herman's security guard and Melanie is Herman's secretary!
Monday, December 8, 2008
Maxx's Turn To Blog
Hi!It's Herman again.I've been posting stuff about my family so I want Maxx to tell a little about his family.
Hi it's Maxx.I know you love to hear about Herman and his family but......he begged me to write a post about my family and I.You might know that my brother Zach loves to skateboard and my sister like all little girls loves her Barbie dolls and things like that.My mom is practically a blogger legend.Her blog has gotten her into a lot of things like reviewing products,books and she even gets interviewed sometimes.A few of my other family members are Ashley and Lauren.I see Ashley all the time and she's always taking my family places!We don't usually see Lauren because she is so busy in school, but when we do she's nice.
Some of my closest friends are Matt (one of Herman's best friends),Ryan (another one of Herman's best friends), Nick, Melanie, Meaghan, Lindsey, Nick, Jada, Talia, and many more people.All my friends are really funny.Two of my friends have blogs so make sure to check them out!
Lindsey's blog is: LOOPYLINDSEYSLIFE
Meaghan's blog is: MEGSMAGNIFICENTWORLD
So remember to look for more posts from Herman and check out the other blogs I told you about!
Maxx
Victoria The Meanie

One day I was so happy to see some of my family come. One by one I saw mom (Mary), dad (Mark), grandpa (Jackie), grandma (Alice), but then I saw.......VICTORIA!
I remember when I used to live with her she always made fun of me.When I saw her face appear I wasn't as happy.She came over to me looking like she was gonna shake my hand but,she took my hand and flipped me over!!!Can you believe that someone wouldn't like me?And now I know that I better stay as far away from her as I can.I have plenty more to say about my sister but there's way to much stuff to type!I'll probably post another story today or tomorrow so stick with Herman.
My Dad And Mom's Jobs
I am telling you about my parents jobs.As you know my dad is a business man and my mom works for a fashion company.
Right now I'm going to tell you about my dad's business!My dad works for a guy named Chip.Chip is usually very mean and tired.My dad had to argue with his boss just to get a Christmas vacation!As you can tell my dad's boss is really obnoxious.On the other hand,my dad also helps Maxx and I with my "blogging business".Of course Maxx and I are nice to him(my dad).
Now I'm gonna tell you about my mom's work! Her boss at the fashion company is Becky.Becky is usually nice but can be crabby.Unlike my dad's boss she offered my mom Christmas vacation.One day I went to my mom's work and it was amazing.There was machines making something called fabric which apparently makes clothes.In the ladies department there was all kinds of stuff like dresses,unique shirts,and beaded skirts!Before I left Becky gave me a colorful lollipop.And now you know about my about my mom and dad's jobs.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
My Family!
I will show you pictures of my great looking family.
My dad is a great business man and my mom loves to look at clothes.My sister Victoria isn't always nice to me but i still love her. Betty is fun crazy and a nut.In a good way.My grandma is the BEST!She makes cookies for me all the time. My grandpa is awesome too.He always plays things with me. He plays things like baseball,tennis,basketball,swimming,soccer,and many other fun things. My dad is also fun.
We're getting ready for a big family Christmas! Look for my next post!
I'm Really Sorry
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